I’m the greatest ganker in the game.
Some people call it piracy.
I think it’s just euthanasia.
Fools don’t take me seriously.
Those people are losers.
Look, I simply can’t respect a coward.
Meanwhile, I’m good at what I do.
I can be a real problem for you.
An annoying hassle, one might say.
You won’t like that side of me.
Apologies in advance.