It was a rainy day in Incursion Town.
The roads were infested with rats.
Editor’s Note: The original design of incursions, developed by developers who no longer develop the game, was for players to race through a maze of tunnels filled with scary space monsters… whoever made it first, could fight the BIG BOSS MOTHERSHIP for isk and glory.
In 2024, Wrathful Hawk decisively won the game.
Outwitting the carebears, he went straight through lowsec.
Along the way, Hawk met a few friends.
These boys took their entire bling fleet through Vecamia.
It’s a shortcut.
This is was some real content, in EvE Online.
Sun Tzu said the greatest warriors evade battle altogether.
That was EvE Online in its finest hour.
What happened next?
Highsec carebears failed again.
This was the typical cry and whine.
Hawk simply outplayed the plebs.
To be continued…
