Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
More Easter Eggs
Month: April 2025
Happy Easter
Some guys don’t like condoms.
Oh well.
Everyone else is having a great time.
That’s right.
07 capsuleers!
xD
=BONUS EASTER CONTENT=
Hail
HeilHail, and well met!
Miners don’t want to pay.
They owe a lot of money.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Remember the freightliner.
Pay or die, that is the LAW.
That’s right.
Cheerzah brav!
Go Hard
Listening to: Gank Hard
Hey there.
Safety is a “herd of morons”.
Isn’t that right?
It’s a common question.
Honestly, we are having fun.
Miners sure have a lot to say.
They don’t like gankers.
We don’t like them either.
The solution is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
Get some.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We love to help.
CCP needs the money.
Valar morghulis.
That just how it be.
All miners must die.
o7 capsuleer!
Quitting EvE Online
Game over.
Miners are content.
Their ships live in memoriam.
At least they went down fighting.
Unfortunately, carebears are bads.
I think they are all quitter crybabies.
They don’t even enjoy mining.
Done and dusted.
o7 capsuleer!
Krig’s Korner, Episode 22
Yup.
I am living the dream.
I sure meet a lot of miners!
They are crybaby losers.
Oh look, another one…
Her boyfriend/simp/husband/alts were hysterical.
Some miners are noisy.
EvE Online is no place for children.
What will they say next?
There’s a lot to unpack here…
Actually, Aiko is pretty cool.
I bet she’s got a honeable muffler for every onne to use.
G’dayum grr.
Zzz
Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
That’s right)
Check out this shrinking ship value.
o7 capsuleers!
Badlife
Hey there.
I’ve heard what they say.
Miners have a lot to learn.
In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.
Everybody needs a mining permit.
What do you think?
Cheerzah brav.
Daily Report: EvE Online
In this game, we hunt miners.
They are crybabies.
Miners are crazy people, in real life.
At least we are having fun.
People send me screenshots all the time.
Lookin great!
I think Minerbumping is allowed.
Just pay us, and mine with Safety.
We are High Guardians, Saviours of Ice and Ore.
BlackWidow1968 > see all the witches is out
Aiko Danuja > im not a witch!
BlackWidow1968 > lol takes all you to take down 1 retriever lmao BlackWidow1968 > wow pethetic