Miners love ganking.
I love ganking.
That’s right.
Have Fun
Month: January 2025
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Hey there.
If you can’t beat me…
The alternative is death!
I run a fact based alliance.
This is what happens to miners.
They need to calm down.
I hope they go bankrupt.
Many acknowledge my divinity.
Their fate is my whim.
Oh, and I also like to play with my food.
That’s right.
Krig’s Korner, Episode 20
Calm down, miner.
Lena is big mad.
CCP is investigating.
Fortunately, I have a space attorney.
Icelandic law allows one (1) week for all dispute resolutions.
Maybe someday you’ll read about this on Reddit.
That’s right.
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Farewell, Lena Jackyard!
Zwonkz Gets Zwonkd
Ready or not!
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s way too organized.
That’s fine with me.
We are all friends here.
Welcome to the team.
That’s right.
Kill Them All
Every miner has a fantasy.
What if they could kill the gankers?
It’d be that easy…
They are gonna bring/pay their friends blues.
Get wrecked!
MINERFORCE: ASSEMBLE!
Now they just need to find us (again).
If that doesn’t work, they can appeal the PvP.
Let’s go!
That’s right…
Barnso: BONUS ROUND
We’ve met Barnso before.
TLDR
As you may recall, Hawk ganked him.
Tsk tsk.
He used this opportunity to review my CODE.
I don’t screenshot every isk.
After that, Hawk ganked him again!
PLOT TWIST: Barnso was on a secret Safety mission…
To be continued…
Drama on Reddit
Miners love to post about me.
I guess I’m famous.
Wow, that sounds fascinating…
Thanks for the input, Carebear Federation!
ReeeeEEE!
Oh no!
Highsec salt is plentiful.
I have quite a few fans.
That’s right.
Year #5 – still going strong.
Hey, somebody noticed!
Haha, yup, they got me figured out.
Oh noooo!
Facts.
Another 2009 newplayer crybaby.
What does that even mean?
That’s right.
We discriminate against miners.
It’s like shooting terrorists in Call of Duty.
Well, that’s an interesting counterpoint…
Gankers are like Rushlock, but with PvP.
I actually have quite a few fans.
It’s like a comedy club in Highsec.
Apparently, the Redditeers began arguing.
I hope they calm down.
I do wish my mother paid more attention to me.
Sick burn, bro!
At least I’m the best player in the history of the game.
Gelous
Miners like to roleplay.
I know what they want.
I’m a total b.
Carebears think I’m their alpha mommy.
In fact, they are another species altogether.
It all makes sense in EvE Online.
I call it Incels Online.
Carebears need to stay SAFE.
At least I’m having fun.
Amazing content.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Hat Pirates
Listening to: he’s kinda… cute
Gurrr hathathat.
Cringlewolf?
Keep it cringy, Brave.
That’s right.
Stay SAFE!
Feliz Navidad!
I guess it’s that time of year.
That’s right.
That’s also right.
Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.
What are your New Year’s resolutions?
I’m probably gonna have fun.
I even learned a cute new spell.
Cheerzahcadabbra!
Another happy miner.
I love to help.
xD
Where will he go next?
