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Some miners talk a lot.
Well then.
It’s a fun little game.
I love miners.
Guess what?
This miner is a phukking mining martyr.
What will he say next?
He eventually bought a new Mackinaw.
Cool story bro.
That’s right.
What a guy.
Yes, there’s more.
Ok buddy.
Meanwhile, in Jita.
I get asked a lot of questions.
For example, why was the miner ganked?
Some miners get ganked more than once.
I always follow the rules.
Mining permits are on sale now.
I care about each and every newbro.
New player applications cost merely 75 million isk.
Is Nezmeyana actually a new player?
Scroll down to find out!
What did you guess?
It was the moment of truth…
Did you guess correctly?
Nezmeyana is a full grown spaceadult!
She is not a new player.
This was unfortunate.
Fortunately, Nezmeyana had more isk.
Another satisfied customer.
I am always happy to help.
This miner was assigned to Isanamo.
A few minutes later…
Oh nooo….
This was a real learning experience.
I’m sure everyone had fun.
Anyways…
Honestly, I just want your isk (and your killmail).
See ya!
Listening to: Cat Sky Hates PvP
Absolute Order has crazy people, with crazy ideas.
Meanwhile, they are incompetent.
Will Blackflag save their carebear pets?
Here’s one former Absolute Pleb.
zxcxzx caught him attempting to mine alone (and AFK).
Poor Cat Sky was bullied out of the AO blob.
He sure talks a lot, about me apparently.
What an incoherent clown.
What will he say next?
I don’t even talk to his type.
Cool chat bro.
Check it out.
Just another 2011 newbro.
See you around kitty cat.
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