EvE Online has a lot of miners.
Many miners roleplay as not a miners.
They claim they don’t mine.
This is a lie.
They are probably mining right now.
Never trust a miner.
All miners fly mining ships.
If they are a miner, they are mining.
I don’t think I like miners.
Maybe we should kill all the miners?
That would be for the best.
Believe it or not…
…but they are all miners.
Every single one of them.
