Another mystery in Gheth…
The Snail wondered…
Where’d it go?
At least the Snail is having fun.
Where’d it go?
Month: June 2023
Who Killed Bobo?
It’s a mystery!
Did you guess correctly?
Bobo was feeling that EvE Online adrenaline.
Aaaarrgg wne tcrim
Suddenly, Pulls launched a trigger attack.
Bobo was proving to be a real gandongoblok.
Uh-oh spaghettio!
More Fs!
Calm down miner!
Meanwhile, DevilReaperz lost an Orca.
So RollingThunder brought him a new one.
Cheers!
Mister McGibblets Cries More
Previously, Mister McGibblets died…
Woah, I don’t want to talk to a toxic miner…
However, he said something objectionable…
….autopilot???
I wanted him to stay safe.
Oh good, he isn’t mad!
Uh…
So his dogs are better at EvE than he is?
It’s the “woe is me, my kid is sick” scam.
After the trauma dump, I wanted a refund.
It’s that easy!
Even the dumbest miner can figure it out…
This is why antigankers will never win!
What do you think?
Will McGibblets get his Orca back?
Do I look like a girl who lies through a smile?
I’ve never seen a more honest face!
Mister McGibblets Cries Again
Mister McGibblets is known for hysterics.
What would happen if he lost an Orca?
Let’s find out!
This is the kind of person antigankers support.
Hawk was bullied by the toxic carebear.
Hawk tried to care.
However, the miner would not stop.
McGibblets claimed bankruptcy.
He shared a pitiful tale of woe.
Originally, he quit EvE Online.
After having a kid, and quitting his job, he came back.
Hawk ruined everything!
McGibblets continued the unsolicited manifesto.
He chose EvE over his own family.
However, does the family even exist?
With no response from Hawk, McGibblets invented a reply.
McGibblets then responded to ‘Hawk’.
It was a stirring monologue.
PvP, in a video game, is terrible to behold.
I didn’t want to get involved.
However, he changed my mind…
To be continued…