Calm Down Miners

Hello friends.

Well, I’ve met a lot of people in EvE Online.

They all seem so nice and friendly.

TLDR?

I’m super toxic, right?

Oh, those poor innocent miners.

I guess I’m going straight to Hek.

I just hope the miners stop crying.

Maybe I should put them out of their misery?

I don’t know what else to do.

They seem to like it.

Ya know?

I honestly don’t know how to deal with this.

These people seem unwell.

I honestly don’t know what to do.

I’m the one being harassed.

It’s not even funny.

So I’m gonna kill them all.

That’s just how it be.

Miners need to learn a little respect.

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