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Sargon recently hunted down the Uedama cambot.
Afterward, Dolphin Don hunted down the new cambots.
It was amazing.
If Halaima is Mecca, Uedama is the Strait of Tiran.
All freighters must obtain a valid license.
James is dead, but I am not!
We will purify these heretics.
I’m the Executor of Jihadswarm.
Bee well.
Ann Mari found Safety… and the CODE.
Inpendius > James 315 can eat my filthy ass.
Ann Mari > This is a game
Inpendius > saviour my cock
Ann Mari > I mean this is mafia irl.
Inpendius > your code is meant to benefit the few at the expense of the weak masses. repugnant at best.
Ann Mari > Pay to win
Like many miners, she refused to buy a mining permit.
This would cost her.
Sargon Of Amerish > Ann Mari sounds like you could use a warm glass of milk.
Whadda Badasaz > She’s crying and attention seeking.
Sargon Of Amerish > poor thing
Ann Mari > I have brandy and ccoke lol.
Indeed, she began to annoy me.
Ann Mari > Can we at least agree that my boobs are better than Aiko Danuja ‘s?
Cute Gank > No
Sargon Of Amerish > yours are fake
Donatien Alphonse Francois > Aiko is a princess
Whadda Badasaz > Aiko is a feminist
Zynot Idama > im not objectifing Aiko Danuja
Ann Mari > I am a dirty miner
Zynot Idama > Ann Mari did you have to pay plex for your implants?
Fortunately, the Dolphins came to my rescue.
However, Ann wouldn’t shut up.
Ann Mari > I’m not buying into your lil mafia sccheme forget it, and fucck off
Ann Mari > Work, you lazy scum XDDDD
Ann Mari > This isn’tt socialism 101
Ann Mari > Check my boobs
Ann Mari > Have I said that reccently?
Ann Mari > I don;’t mine…. I rlly rlly don’t
I kicked her from Why Was I Ganked?, and she invited me to but hurt much.
Aiko Danuja > Look at you, all dressed up like a strumpet
Ann Mari > Aiko Danuja 2018.06.14
Ann Mari > I have been around for nearly 20 years
Aiko Danuja > Imagine how badly you have failed at EVE, that here you are, being talked down to by a 2018 player.
Ann Mari > nothing will ccome of this….
It was time to give her a lesson in Highsec 101.
Aiko Danuja > You aren’t even a wallet warrior, you are just a wallet miner.
Ann Mari > Need a new brandy and coke…. brb
She thought she was winning.
So she decided to embarrass me with an impromptu erotic fan-fic contest.
I’m a published professional writer, available for hire.
Ann Mari > So tell me more about the girl and the men that surround her? Where di you guys meet etc?
Whadda Badasaz > I met her at Fan Fest
Donatien Alphonse Francois > We met in Princess Aiko’s castle in Lichtenstein.
Whadda Badasaz > her dad is some bigwig in goonswarm
Ann Mari > For a good story, I’ll pay
MarshallTeagan > ok send 30 mil
Ann Mari > ok go
Marshall was the first winner, and Ann paid.
The alcohol was in charge.
Ann Mari > I want to get right to the dirty stuff that all you guys wanna do to this princess of yours…. Get it good
Whadda Badasaz > I’d like to hold her hand.
Ann Mari > hold hands? just kill yourself if that’s all you want to do with a blah blah blah priness…. voice like a … I forget… goddess? Jesus…. I’d expecct anal to be like the first stop
Dolphin Don was the next winner.
Donatien Alphonse Francois > Aiko moaned lustfully as the arachnid filled her up. It wasted no time in pounding its large member against her cervix. It hurt, but it was a pain filled with pleasure, and her body tensed as an orgasm hit her hard. The spider’s venom was some mix of hormones…
It was a terrible story, with a surprise ending involving a tentacle monster.
However, Ann liked it. She wanted more.
Ann Mari > Come on guys gimme real shhit. Tell everyone it’s fake…. Tell the real story, get paid, have deniability…..
Whadda Badasaz > i have a fake story about aiko
Whadda Badasaz > when i saw her at fanfest she was jumping up and down in her miniskirt, grinding against the mittani
Whadda Badasaz > I asked her to dance with me but i dont think she heard me or maybe she was ignoring me im not sure
Whadda Badasaz > his hands went around behind her and he pulled up her skirt and i could see she wasnt wearing anything underneath
Whadda Badasaz > later she got really drunk and i think they were snorting lines
Whadda Badasaz > i watched her giving a blowjob to james 315, and it was really hot, then i felt dizzy just thinking about it
Whadda Badasaz > I LIKE HER FEET
Ann Mari > fucck
Now this is the kind of stuff you won’t get from a MinerBumping post…
Ann felt sorry for poor Whadda.
She read the story, again and again, and each time Whadda received another royalty check.
Ann was so delighted to hear the truth about Aiko, she decided to reward everyone.
Whadda won the grand prize.
I looked at zkillboard and found a recently deceased Golem.
Some people say I’m a witch, and those people are right.
I put a spell on Ann, and brought that dead Golem back to life.
Ann celebrated her victory, having paid my alts to betray my darkest secrets.
The only thing left to do, was lose a freighter to some random pod that Aaaarrgg shot.
Zynot Idama > and nice boobs Ann Mari
Ann Mari > Thanks!!!!
Zynot Idama > np
Women love flattery.
Now that’s how you score!
When you hang out with me, ships just fall from the sky!
That’s how I roll!
Victory!
CCP doesn’t care about botters, but we do.
I know exactly how to deal with these poors.
We will enforce the law upon them.
Our mighty fleets are standing by.
You can thank me later.
Miners wonder we don’t go to zeroes.
However, nullsec is too safe.
Highsec needs more Safety.
I’m here to help.
Chat, let’s go!
I meet a lot of curious people.
Kazry > this is fucking relaly intresting to me
Kazry > i almost wish i was in college id write a paper on it
Aiko Danuja > ?
Kazry > wel i would try to figure out your hold, leaders generally have a hold on there people… there is the stereotypical strong man, take me for example
Kazry > but i ran with the bandidos for a number of years and old ladies are property not people
Kazry was confused by the idea of a strong woman.
Kazry > so i know alot about leaders from different spectrums of life
Kazry > see im a diagnosed bipolor major depressive cluster b type personality disorder. im very good a manipulation
Aiko Danuja > Are you manipulating me?
Kazry > i want the real answeer
Kazry > are you are attractive enough that you made the dudes that have a diffuclt time talking to females develop a crush, cuz a girl that knows her bussiness can lead a guy around by the nose for years with out putting out
He was fascinated by the idea.
Kazry was spellbound.
How did a sultry little minx seize control of Highsec?
He wanted a piece of the action.
Kazry > i wanted you opinion on what you think i could catch
Kazry > could i take a barge
Aiko Danuja > t2 catalyst should kill retriever
Kazry > nice thanks. going to teach those demons the benifits of paying
Kazry > Do i get a cut?
So I gave him his cut.
Kazry is now a changed man.
He tries to appear strong….
…but roleplays as a salty betamale.
Of course, he pretends to be chill.
Regardless, he likes me more than his own wife.
Silly Kazry.
He thinks we are like the mafia.
He thinks we are a cult.
Why would anyone worship a mere femoid?
How did a woman became so empowered?
Suddenly, he realized…
I’m the most beautiful woman in the galaxy…
…and I’m friends with his wife.
Mining is illegal.
Highsec is a SAFE space for gankers.
The bots will be removed from New Eden.
Highsec is a SAFE space for Goons.
I am the Princess Aiko.
I offer full SRP to all who obey the LAW.
Apply today!
Service guarantees citizenship!
Would you like to know more?
Together, we can save the miners from themselves.
Cheers!
