Highsec miners struggle to understand how they can safely earn isk, without effort or risk, while watching television. Fortunately, there is one corporation, which is always sometimes eager to save those who refuse to save themselves.
The New Eden Police Force has a lofty goal, to eliminate PvP in low security space. Of course, they aren’t able to survive in lowsec, and so they have been practicing in Highsec. Recently, the NEPF wrote a seminal GUIDE.
Like every antigank attempt, this immediately ended in an embarrassing failure. It appears that not only is the CODE. better at EVE, but we also seem to be better at literally everything else, including website stuff.
Gallente Citizen I > lol I think they might have posted a dead link
Jody Longbuck > url File not found.
Magalaus Shardani > yeah the domain is for sale
GUIDE. forces are undeterred by this permanent setback, and continue to spam the dead link across my galaxy, for reasons which can only be ascribed to a combination of bot aspierancy and an apparent inability to notice.
Meanwhile, mining refugees have been ordered to evacuate Poinen.
GAY PRIDE BOOOOOM > Kill: Illia Caela (Jackdaw)
GAY PRIDE BOOOOOM > Wah Huren > Kill: Ulianov (Coercer) <— thats sad, pasting a concord whoring in local, failing to protect the jackdaw. 3 “New Eden Police” warped behind me, an epic fail
GUIDE. forces recently conducted an ineffective patrol of Isanamo.
All miners were urged to stop mining, in accordance with the GUIDE.
Examples were made of those who did not obey the GUIDE.
Everyone agrees that the GUIDE. is required reading.
As GUIDE. agents watched, local gankers enforced the law.
It went on and on…
Most people support the GUIDE. However, there are a few critics.
Dissent was spreading, and only the most faithful continued.
After a Mackinaw was ganked, even GUIDE. agents were demoralized.
Githany Red > hehe i have kill rights on you
Githany Red > a lot of good they wil do me
Githany Red > i’m not ment to talk to you hehe
Aiko Danuja > cuz im an evil witch who will mind control you
Despite abject failure, the GUIDE. lives on.
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BONUS: The GUIDE. team has produced an awesome antiganking exclusive video, which (like actual antiganking) ends in despair and dismay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGVF8Hkp1Dk
That’s right. They made a video about their own incompetence.
