Listening to: Tripping with the Ducktators
When an attractive girl is popular with boys, it’s not uncommon for jealous rivals and incel betas to scrawl scandalous things about her, on the powder room wall. Recently, I was in the armory polishing an especially large gun, when I noticed something similar written on the bulkhead. Directly under a sign that said, “WARNING: ACTIVE NEUTRON FIELD!” someone wrote a most shocking claim, “NOL IS TRASH!”
I fondly remember the ten days I spent in New Order Logistics, during which I enjoyed hanging out with Currin Trading in a ritzy Perimeter saloon. He spent a lot of time teaching me all about market hedge funds, and generously invested in my lucrative Ponzi scheme. So how could someone think that a fine corporation, led by such an upstanding businessman, is nothing more than ‘trash’? Either they are jealous, or perhaps they have New Order Logistics confused with New Order Logistic?
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This is trash.
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This is taking out the trash.
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When people think of New Order Logistics, they perhaps most often remember John E Normus. Indeed, he was a great quarterback for the team, but I’ve personally been quite impressed by someone called Guybertini. He often works deep behind enemy lines, operating far from the overflowing depots of Isanamo and Uedama. When he drops another Naga upon some sleepy miner, I gasp every single time.
Frankly, I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m a fan.
I want to be cool, like that Guy.
He has dunked more than 7500 miners.
Guybertini ejects them straight out of the game.
The aspierants truly appreciate his content.
He’s even got a sense of humor.
This alliance needs alpha males like Guybertini.
Recently, he encountered a Covetor pilot who wasn’t AFK.
Or so the miner claimed…
The bot was studying for a degree in returning space law.
However, instead, it should just study Guybertini.
For some reason, this really upset the goblok.
Maybe, someday, miners won’t be incompetent poors.
Regardless, we will extirpate them all.
