In EvE Online, you can do whatever you want.
I choose to help the mining caste.
There are a lot of sinners in this galaxy.
Together, we can extirpate them all!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Aiko the Neat
Doing Great
I’m doing great.
That’s right.
That’s right!
07 capsuleers!
Real Talk with Aiko Danuja
Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.
Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).
In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.
What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.
My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.
In EvE Online, you can do whatever.
I know exactly what I’m going to do.
That’s right.
That’s right!
GF yourself!
Another Apology
Miners say the darndest things.
I guess we should kill them all.
That’s right.
It’s only fair.
That’s right!
Are we the Gankers?
Over the years, I have received many questions…
…and more than a few complaints!
Are people in my alliance ganking?
I thought we were antigankers???
I’m not sure what to say.
It is rather strange…
I wonder if the miners will ever understand?
Am I still getting these mails?
Yep!
It’s a real mystery!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Antiganker PRIDE!
o7 capsuleers!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Jonkkonen’s Apology
My name is Aiko Danuja.
Previously, Jonkkonen talked trash.
I’m always available if a miner wants to chat.
My racket enraged him.
He was big mad.
This boy a lot to say.
He suggested several ways for me to commit suicide.
That’s right.
I hope he’s feeling ok.
Later, Jonkkonen’s dad found out about his outburst.
It’s been a real learning experience.
Antiganking Fail
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
Go Travel Yourself
It’s not easy being a miner.
They always cry a lot
They often have crazy theories.
Even broken clocks are occasionally right…
The truth is elusive.
What do you think?
That’s right.
That’s right!
CASTOLE GIRL
CASTOLE is was a bad boy.
This is what happens when you indulge in cat play.
Before long, he met some interesting men.
They only wanted one thing.
This gave Catboy a crazy idea.
Can you guess what happened next?
Spironolactone + estradiol + progesterone = ?????
SURPRISE!
Castole decided to get a makeover.
That’s right…
What a little cutie!
Now CASTOLE has new pronouns.
Welcome to the UwU zone.
FelixIsG > OMG CASTOLE you Need GOD
Moon Bumping
Miners hate Moon Bumping.
Check it out for yourself.
TLDW: There’s a method to the madness.
At first there were 14, maybe more…
He whittled them down, one by one.
Where did all the Orcs go?
Some people call this griefing.
I call it victory.
