Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Everybody wants to have fun.
Afterward, they often have questions.
Fortunately, I’m here to help.
You can find me in my ingame channel.
It’s called: Why Was I Ganked?
It’s basically my front yard.
I sit on the porch, and shoot miners.
My friends like to hang out and chill.
Everybody is invited…
It’s a place to learn and grow!
No matter what side of the gank you are on…
…this is where I be!
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
Today, we met a mass miner.
Nagato NIshi > no one told me or warn me
Nagato NIshi > please warn me
Silver’s Revenge > you just had your warning
His various alts were in violation of the law.
Nagato NIshi > before you act like that
Nagato NIshi > i can leave you dont want me to mine here
Nagato NIshi > i think i gonna stop playing
Nagato NIshi > i just bought the ship you destroy
Nagato NIshi > thats all i make yesterday
Nagato NIshi > im noob
He finally decided to confess.
Nagato NIshi > i just played this again last 2 weeks
A Mama Kitty > What inspired you to come back?
Nagato Nishi is a convicted serial botter.
What happened?
Nagato NIshi > they told i was cheating
Nagato NIshi > cus i outproduce the enemy faction
Nagato NIshi > with arty shells
Nagato NIshi > got ban
Now he has a new plan.
Nagato NIshi > now im want to learn this game and see if i can be ban here and i see this game have a option
Nagato NIshi > thats make me easier
Nagato NIshi > i can overproduce here if i want
Nagato NIshi > if i have super computer or high end pc i can destroy the economy of this game
His only concern is Highsec ganking.
Nagato NIshi > where i can pay 200m?
I know how to play this game.
Katabe Haya Yatolila > btw why you guys collect isk? for?
Technically, he isn’t even botting…
He’s just got some kind of special keyboard.
Katabe Haya Yatolila > can marry you?
Katabe Haya Yatolila > you sound sexy to me
Nagato NIshi > its like specialized keyboard
Nagato NIshi > i just made it
Nagato NIshi > its risky you know
A Mama Kitty > So the keyboard runs macro software.
Nagato NIshi > you almost there
Is it possible to automate Highsec mining?
Sources say, yep.
That’s right.
So we let him mine.
A few moments later…
He understood the TRUTH.
We don’t allow bots in Highsec.
Oh right, he’s not a ‘real’ bot.
He denounced me.
His alt denounced the Scam’nGank lifestyle.
They denounced the CODE.
He vowed to sell his keyboard to other miners.
He vowed to raise an army of bot script AI miners.
He urged others to follow in his footsteps.
At least he got a mining permit.
Now he’s going back home…
… or maybe he will join Fraternity?
Like it or not, the bots are coming…
…and they know we are the enemy!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I host the Why Was I Ganked? channel.
Some miners are banned.
Others enjoy my channels.
It’s a place where people have fun.
The public comes to admire and adore me.
What do you want in your EvE Online?
That’s right.
That’s right!
Behold, the mighty Highsec miner.
I know what they want…
Honestly, miners have no reason to act this way.
They just don’t want to be nice…
…and they don’t want to be friends.
Check out my hot new Kimotoro uniform!
Counterpoints!
Welcome to EvE Online…
That’s right.
That’s right!
What’s wrong with EvE Online?
Recently, I got called out in chat.
Everybody has been saying the same things to me.
Crazy psychoanalyzed my motivations.
Then he tried to help me get rich quick?
He had a cunning plan involving PI…
I want that BIG MONEY!
Sometimes, you meet someone special.
We had an interesting chat.
He is a big fan of the CODE.
“Ganking is ok, BUT…”
I disappointed him.
Gilas are too small for me.
Are Gilas even miners?
What do you think?
…but why?
He explained everything.
Do AFK Gilas deserve to die?
Finally, he reached his call to action.
He was most pleased with our arrangement.
Of course, you can’t please everyone.
Some people just want Gilas to burn.
=The Next Day=
That’s right.
That’s right!
> I’ll be keeping a close eye on you and your team—don’t worry* In real life, this is called harassment, but not in EVE =)
Oh, hey there.
EvE Online is a cursed game.
Sometimes, it does not make sense.
Sometimes, it is not fun.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Hey there!
Miners love to provide feedback.
“…you’ve shattered my dream of flying a Marauder. I won’t be using one again anytime soon. I’ve put it back in Jita. I’ll leave that damned ship in the hands of your next targets. It took me a year to decide to fly it, and I barely played two hours yesterday and one mission today. So, in a way, you’ve beaten me. Good fight =) You won. I no longer have a Marauder. o7”
There’s always more…
He has a lot of competition!
Here’s a fun one.
I wonder what he has to say?
I can’t wait for 2!
That’s right…
That’s right!
Six days later…
I try to promote Highsec ganking.
It’s rather amusing.
I’ve met a lot of interesting people.
It never gets old.
People seem to enjoy my content…
Any questions?
That’s right.
That’s right!
