Highsec Miner Grab Bag #359

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358

ALERTO! ALERTA! ALERTI!

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I get a lot of email.

They also write my friends.

I’m not sure what they are going on about.

Everybody has something to say.

I really don’t know what to say.

What does it mean?

I guess that makes sense…

They just assume I understand.

I receive many interesting offers.

This can be very lucrative!

That’s right.

Miners sure love to write.

Isn’t that special?

Here’s a long one…

Bro, I don’t speak Polish.

Why not?

Naturally, I explained my law.

He didn’t like the answer!

Goddess Aiko

My name is Aiko Danuja.

Everybody thinks I’m great.

Objectively, I’m the best player in the history of EvE Online.

I was voted “coolest hottest best of the best”!

I also made an elite top tier PvP alliance!

That’s right.

Just read these customer testimonials!

That’s right!

Many miners purchase multiple permits!

I think it’s kinda funny…

o7 capsuleers!

A Little Roleplay

Miners notice me.

I’m a legend in my own time.

They often have something to say.

Sometimes, they are less philosophical.

I always tell them to buy a permit.

I think they like me.

I consider them fans.

That’s right.

That’s not right.

Welcome to EvE Online!

…but wait, there’s more.

I will always be me.

Here is some wisdom.

Miners are idiots.

o7 capsuleers!