
Behold, the mighty Highsec miner.

I know what they want…

Honestly, miners have no reason to act this way.

They just don’t want to be nice…

…and they don’t want to be friends.

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Behold, the mighty Highsec miner.

I know what they want…

Honestly, miners have no reason to act this way.

They just don’t want to be nice…

…and they don’t want to be friends.

Check out my hot new Kimotoro uniform!


Counterpoints!

Welcome to EvE Online…

That’s right.

That’s right!


What’s wrong with EvE Online?


Recently, I got called out in chat.



Everybody has been saying the same things to me.

Crazy psychoanalyzed my motivations.

Then he tried to help me get rich quick?

He had a cunning plan involving PI…



I want that BIG MONEY!

Sometimes, you meet someone special.

We had an interesting chat.

He is a big fan of the CODE.

“Ganking is ok, BUT…”

I disappointed him.

Gilas are too small for me.

Are Gilas even miners?

What do you think?

…but why?

He explained everything.

Do AFK Gilas deserve to die?

Finally, he reached his call to action.

He was most pleased with our arrangement.

Of course, you can’t please everyone.

Some people just want Gilas to burn.

=The Next Day=




That’s right.

That’s right!

> I’ll be keeping a close eye on you and your team—don’t worry* In real life, this is called harassment, but not in EVE =)

Oh, hey there.

EvE Online is a cursed game.

Sometimes, it does not make sense.

Sometimes, it is not fun.

That’s right.

That’s right!


Hey there!

Miners love to provide feedback.

“…you’ve shattered my dream of flying a Marauder. I won’t be using one again anytime soon. I’ve put it back in Jita. I’ll leave that damned ship in the hands of your next targets. It took me a year to decide to fly it, and I barely played two hours yesterday and one mission today. So, in a way, you’ve beaten me. Good fight =) You won. I no longer have a Marauder. o7”
There’s always more…

He has a lot of competition!

Here’s a fun one.

I wonder what he has to say?

I can’t wait for 2!

That’s right…

That’s right!

Six days later…


I try to promote Highsec ganking.

It’s rather amusing.

I’ve met a lot of interesting people.

It never gets old.

People seem to enjoy my content…

Any questions?

That’s right.

That’s right!


My name is Aiko Danuja.


I give people what they want.


Mining permits are only 200,000,000.00 isk.


That’s a great deal!



o7 capsuleers…





Ganking is AMAZING!



#FIRE


I’m the best.


Are you a Highsec miner?


Aiko Danuja is the best ganker in EvE Online.


That’s right.

That’s right!


It’s not easy being a miner.

Now you understand the truth.

Stay SAFE!

That’s right.
