They are impressed by my LGBTQ friendly animal-rights alliance.
All the best legions are affiliated.
I give each miner the attention they deserve.
Praise Me!
I like to share my favourite verse.
Isn’t that the truth?
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
You cocksucker! You cancer-ridden piece of shit, you test-tube-born, pathetic, cum-guzzling faggot—if I ever met you in real life, I’d shove your head up your own ass so you could lick yourself clean, you cancer-ridden faggot, you mangy little brat!!!
At first, he tried to bully his way through Highsec.
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker why u doing killrights on me??? Hunter Parker > why do you think? Good Girl Kara > you are hateful Aiko Danuja > its rude
So I tried to reason with him.
Aiko Danuja > ok remove the killright Hunter Parker > first 700mil Hunter Parker > then ill remove it Aiko Danuja > don’t try to scam me miner
He was a greedy little bear.
Aiko Danuja > you don’t know who i am apparently Hunter Parker > i dont Aiko Danuja > They call me Aiko Danuja Hunter Parker > ahhh your the ceo of a 20 person corp well done
He mocked my small alliance.
Suddenly, he saw the truth!
Good Girl Kara > pretty much sums it up Hunter Parker > fuck it does thanks for showing me that i fucking dont want to be apart of that Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker do u want to gank with us? Aiko Danuja > ill send u a fleet invite
So we all decided to be friends.
Hunter Parker > i happy to fly with you guys just not kill anyone Sargon Of Amerish > hey if you can fly a gila aiko says we do need someone that can use a pve ship
We formed a combined PvP/PvE fleet.
Aiko Danuja > I LOVE MY MOM THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOD Hunter Parker > ok hold on let me buy the ship Aiko Danuja > lets go TEAM Hunter Parker > also will i get a % of anything?
Once again, he tried to extort me.
Hunter Parker > im omw now btw Hunter Parker > also im in a proteus Hunter Parker > not a gila Hunter Parker > this is the fit i used when i did l4 missions lol
He also changed ships, without asking the FC’s permission.
Hunter Parker > it has get more dps Sargon Of Amerish > whats your ehp?
Unfortunately, his new ship could not handle the incoming damage.
Hunter Parker > haha Sargon Of Amerish > is it ZERO?
To Princess Aiko, Keeper of the Drones From: Hedvard Vetranax
They want to write poems (about me).
Princess Aiko, jewel of the Chain, I’ve chased through fire, through void, through flame. I’ve broken pirates, kings, and fleets, Yet found defeat where our destinies meet.
The whispers say I threw the fight, That somehow I forgot my might. They ask, “Why didn’t the Astero burn? Why let the heatless modules turn?”
The answer’s simple—though hard to confess, A deputy can falter, I guess. When your ship appeared upon my scan, My courage fled my careful plan.
My heat racks waited, cold and still, Unused by choice, not lack of will. The overheat lights never shone… For fear I’d leave you podded… alone.
What glory lies in molten steel, If victory ends what I might feel? Better an honest bruise to pride Than scorch the star where hopes reside.
Yet let no soul mistake the tale— Your victory was no fairy tale. Those faithful drones obeyed your hand Like knights responding to command.
They struck with grace, returned with speed, Each recall timed to meet the need. No drone was wasted, left to die; You ruled the field with watchful eye.
I watched them weave through fire and smoke, Each perfect orbit, every stroke. A captain’s worth is plainly shown; By how she guides each faithful drone.
So if they ask why heat was spared, Or why my armor wasn’t repaired, Tell them this, and tell it true:
A deputy may hunt the stars…
But even Bulldogs lose their nerve…
When fighting someone worthy of their heart.
Until the next duel beneath Anoikis’ endless skies!
Maybe he should make this into a song?
What a good little boy.
Yes, there’s more!
…but why did he set me to red standing?
Hedvard Vetranax > girls make me nervous
You know what I really like?
Songs about me…
I’m the star!
Now, Hedvard just needs to send isk (and lots of it).
