Bot Battle Championship

=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=

Well, hello there.

People love what I do.

Returning quitters know my name.

They even know my alts!

I must be doing something…

Let’s see the latest thing I done did.

Oh look, another botfarm.

Sad to see…

EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.

I just kill them all.

You love it!

That’s right…

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357

It’s that special time again.

Miners love to write letters.

Some write more than others.

They are such losers.

They are notorious anti-Semites.

They are also sexist.

Why do you think we gank them?

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

CASTOLE Gets Tagged

Listening to: DJ Blyatman

Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.

What happened?

Clearly, a mistake was made.

CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.

It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.

He She demanded JUSTICE.

At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.

However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.

She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.

This was serious stuff.

Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.

CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.

Nobody likes miners…

Gankers are pretty cool!

CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.

Catalina Talks Trash

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

Recently, we encountered an observer.

Catalina Asanari had something to say.

We’ve heard this before!

It never gets old…

I encouraged her to calm down.

Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.

Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home

I tried to just keep it real.

However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.

She poured out endless salt.

I believe in quality over quantity.

Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.

What if we reversed roles?

When you think about it, I’m not so bad.

She was as bad as that other guy!

Catalina wanted me outOUTout.

Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.

Catalina wasn’t happy when I came back.

Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…

She kept crying for a full week.

That’s kind of crazy!

Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.

That’s right.

Elie Buys a Hulk

Previously, the blog shut down forever and ever.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I recently made a new friend.

Elie would not stay silent.

However, he was rather romantic.

What a guy.

He had a lot to say.

He also had a few demands.

I decided to offer a guarantee.

All he wanted was a free ship.

I put him in touch with a delivery agent.

We’ve seen this pattern before.

I call this the 30 10 30 trick deal.

This is how it works.

There’s a lot of math.

After several protests, he paid.

Finally, Elie understood.

This is a sunk cost fallacy.

Backward Ns indeed.

I guess we are all done here.

I assume he got what he wanted deserved.

Another satisfied customer!

He was proud of his new permit.

I suppose something was lost in translation…

Any last questions?

Any at all?

I was happy to explain.

=DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ELIE=