Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
There’s a bad boy in EvE Online.
The miners talk about him in local.
He sounds like a big space bully!
What can be done?
Technically, SICO is allied to AO.
A Supreme Officer investigated the ice anomaly.
Alas, even the best friendships can go awry.
Will these old friends bump into each other again?
To be continued…
I sell the best mining permits.
Everybody enjoys customer service.
How much isk will you send me?
Play EvE Online, and find out!
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Welcome to EvE Online.
This is a serious game.
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Cool story bro.
Ok then.
Thanks for the intel.
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Cheerzah brav!
Works every time… always!
Contact me with any questions or concerns…
You love it.
Hey there.
Carebears have a recurring problem.
They love to recruit everyone!
Such alliances are full of plebs (and spies).
Did you know, SICO crashes on AO’s couch?
Birds of a feather flock together…
Nothing can break the blue bonds of carebear unity.
They are losers together forever.
To be continued…
We know.
Miners are often AFK.
They do things their way.
There’s a life lesson here…
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Carebears dislike Safety.
They are not happy.
In fact, they are ‘bored’.
They just don’t care.
Miners just don’t get it.
Their time has no value.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: Gonna Get Back
Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits
I sell a lot of permits.
I’m an irl space celebrity.
Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.
For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?
Something went terribly wrong!
His space lawyer explained miner rights.
So simo appealed his conviction.
This is the art of a deal.
I even gave free Sirseshin access.
Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.
It’s all in the CODE.
“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”
That’s fair, right?
Everything makes perfect sense.
Later, simo discovered a multibot.
Maybe he will start ganking?
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<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>
You know I don’t play right
I’m gonna get back when I feel like
I’ll put up a good fight
Uh huh, uh huh
#WINNING
Cheerzah bravs!
Hey there.
Miners need permission.
This is serious space business.
That’s right.
This story isn’t over.
I love permit doubling.
You can stack them for extra Safety.
Cool shades, bro!
To be continued…
Let’s meet a miner.
Cool story bro.
That’s right.
Anyways…
Cheerzah!
I love to help miners.
What happened next?
I made a new friend.
He liked me ship.
I showed him what’s up.
He insisted!
EvE Online is a lot of fun!
