Hey there.
That’s right.
That’s right.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 53
Everybody was invited, to mine in Highsec.
The alliance deputy director was wormtongued, by Tunnel Snakes.
That made it easy to join.
Meanwhile, alliance leader Gei Heiyuu was incompetent.
He was the Governor Mr Lee of his era.
However, he didn’t like being blogged about.
Gai Heiyuu > Felt like contributing a comment on Minerbumping…
Gai Heiyuu > I have issues with the posts that I brought up
He found it all rather embarrassing.
Gai lectured his miners, on how to avoid gankers.
This was an advertisement, for his advanced capsuleer course.
He had no use for Tunnel Snake re-education.
To be frank, gankers don’t like miners either.
Georgia B Dixie urged Gai to endorse Tunnel Snake training.
Unfortunately, training was disrupting Gai’s botfarm.
Gay admitted his alliance was full of cowards.
Georgia suggested the problem lay with upper management.
Indeed, Gai was responsible for Sahil Yasin.
=PLOT TWIST=
Gai Heiyuu > Sahil engaging in your training multiple times, was no accident…
Gai taught Sahil to fail.
He wished more members would follow in Sahil’s footsteps.
Sahil never did get that medal…
To be continued…
Deport
Hey there.
Miners have some wild ideas.
Wow!
Being Grounded
That’s right.
Get grounded.
I’m pretty danger.
What?>
Clam daown, stupied gaunker!
Miners greetings to all.
Welcome to EvE Online, little miner.
It’s a sily game.
Every miner has his day.
Get buried, irl.
Ya know what I mean?
He finds us intriguing.
He likes something about me.
What a guy.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
That’s right.
gf!~
Bandit Down
I’m a new player.
I sell mining permits in Highsec.
Will Clark is a 2004 loser.
I asked him for help.
He wasn’t very friendly.
I made him quit the game (again).
They call me a griefer.
He is fine.
Goodbye Will.
=BONUS SALT=
In the CODE.
Next, they go to Why Was I Ganked?
True story.
Then they get bonus offers.
Another satisfied repeat customer.
He also ordered a new Bowhead.
Of course, there is a delivery fee.
That’s right.
What a happy miner.
Everything was perfectly routine.
He sent me and my alts a bunch of isk.
He even bought a mining stamp.
There’s a process?
What a plan.
Didn’t he already pay?
I’ve done it quite a few times.
PLOT TWIST: There is no file.
DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: No database either.
Jamie is just a working alt.
Nobody likes a space lawyer.
Another delinquent miner.
Eventually, he found me again.
I guess we can resolve this.
Sometimes, they try to negotiate.
I’m happy to explain.
Pleasure doing business…
Jormags wound up mumbling to himself in Jita.
Thanks for playing.
Scum Squad
Hey there.
Hey again.
We get around.
That’s a fack.
Miners have a lot to say.
They’ve always got an excuse.
It’s a hardknock life.
I wish them all the best.
They are a special people.
That’s right.
See what I mean?
Cat Sky Fails Again
Hi!
I gank miners every day.
They are real poors.
Today, I ran into Cat Sky (again).
There’s something wrong with him.
He just goes on…
What a guy.
Cheerzah brav!
Ganking Dogs
Let’s take a look.
Well, that escalated fast…
It all started friendly enough.
Woah!
NuperSatural was not happy.
Alyx tried to help.
However, Nuper doubled down on BIG MAD.
He had a lot to say.
What a guy.
He really wanted attention.
So they had a quick chat.
Nupie had a lot to say.
This went on for awhile.
Yes, there’s more.
I’d say he is not quite well.
At least there is some good news.
Nobody likes a quitter.
