Fly Fearless alliance was infested with tunnel snakes.
Executor Gai Heiyuu was at fault.
The buck stops at the top.
Suddenly, EvEmail…
“Without any warning whatsoever, an unsolicited EVE-mail arrived in the inbox of every single member of Mission Ready Mining. This was no ordinary EVE-mail. It was a corpmail. But this communication was special for another reason; it happened to contain a link to a minerbumping post about Mission Ready Mining. Curiously, it also includes a quote attributed to Tora Bushido, as well as references to the mysterious Assistance Group.
A shiver ran down the thing that MRMNG CEO Gai Heiyuu had been passing off as a spine. He had been fearing this day might come since the spring of 2017, when he ordered the emergency evacuation of Gelhan. *They* were back.”
Editor’s Note: Yes, I am quoting an illustrated narrative, published privately in a secret Discord.
Historian’s Note: This incident explains why members of a corporation are no longer allowed to mail everybody else in the corporation.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Hi Princess Aiko, hiyou highness!hi everyone, Hi castole and pepew if here and jinx and the other people i diont remembver who helped me ! Never Gonna SeeGrandKids LOVE
Hydrasy Xyanomi > mapy xmans Hydrasy Xyanomi > merysiamsa Pew Pew Pop > Mepy Xmans to you Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sorry guys im tirei sotopp
I’m always watching.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > sup guys wahts hapeening?!~?!
Hydrasy Xyanomi > hi everyone wtf is going!?
Some miners have a lot to say.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > look ms complicated, its simple, i want to extract from you your taste, out of all this, which is best track for you causei want to know what you think
Hydrasy Xyanomi > have you ever walked in a dark room with holes everywhere ??
Let’s listen.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja i saw in chats bunch of people you guys took out! but they never were you! so i feel extra honored that you are the one who slain me! i was thinking i will get revenge but instead i honor you !
Hydrasy Xyanomi > but nulsec is crazy.. big stupid ships that give you 1.5m isk… well actually im going tosoon plex the account and become an eve asshole, i will not discreminate and just kill everything and everyone i can i relally want to kill ventures! i hate mining and miners its a useless activity!
Well…
Hydrasy Xyanomi > so i guess i autopop myself and neddle the fk back?? is that how miners do?>i will again take a needel 5 inmto shitknowss where
Hydrasy Xyanomi > strategic cruiser mon cul de merde fk you!
Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you ever hunt others in wormhoelse?
EvE Online is hardly a solved game.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > its true this is the matrix1
I think it’s a lot a of fun.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > is a ship bigger than my dinger
Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys did you know if you spit straight up, is the same thing as spitting on yuorself but without gravity
How many NPCs did you kill today?
Eiseleusmcr > why saftey has harrassed me time and time again i get no such apolgy why should i give a fuck about you and your “safe places” go be a bitch and cry in the corner and make sure you clock out too btw locking out early classifies as quitting so go ahead and cry at home Hydrasy Xyanomi > zthis whole shit is starting to be come interesting
Hydrasy Xyanomi > whats a freighter Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you know wahts a cfc? Hydrasy Xyanomi > who is you are samy whothefkare Hydrasy Xyanomi > can opne of you creatures donate me 20m ? i need cause i lost my ship… and .. njow i nee nanother one…. and i need 20m p[lease…. Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sure that theres one of you who played this game sine the 1980s and has like massive isk Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys please 20m?
My ingame channels are a haven for lost miners.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > you are all the same person i s a 1 person with 112 accounts Vardonis > name is Justin Hydrasy Xyanomi > im the only one not cause i have another keyboard i see it in fromnt of me you //. you are all governor lee
Justin Trudo would fit right in.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > you cant assemble a train with a single philips screw driver
That’s right.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > usually when you slip[ up ytouy fall on you face or ass
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will master the mutation of air to gold
Words of wisdom.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Can I make announcements purchase of items
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im going to brak the matrix is ajn fkn suicide mission impossibru mission
Cheerzah brav.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will mine my life, then hire one of you to complete that mission
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i dont know what you talking about Hydrasy Xyanomi > i am due for a musrhoom rteal Hydrasy Xyanomi > i have to afk Hydrasy Xyanomi > bye miner
