Code Ready Gelhan, Part 60

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

There was a lot to write about (and think about).

Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.

Some deals were good enough to be true.

Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.

Over time, this policy evolved.

As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.

The miners were sorely confused.

At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.

Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.

Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.

This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.

To be continued…

YOUR BONUS CODE = 50

Why (not)? \oo7

Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?


They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.

MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.

As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.

Oh right, it’s required by law.

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right!!!

o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)

In System

Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.

They stand up straighter when I’m around.

Who is the most interesting person in all of history?

I guess I’ve always been this way.

Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!

I can tell they are having fun.

Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.

I hope they feel better soon.

o7 capsuleers!

Who Wants More?

Miners are always watching me.

Meanwhile, I am watching them.

Everyone has a chance to be heard.

Some prefer to debate philosophy.

There’s a lot of that.

Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.

The level of discourse is quite high.

A few are just naturally curious.

There’s always a joker…

…and a few crazies.

It’s a real melting pot.

It’s true.

Griefer Masquerade

I’m the number all time aint-griefer.

These miners have me figured out.

They often discuss me in local.

They also chat with my alts.

We love ganking, and they know it.

I’m an actual space princess.

Every miner deserves my Safety.

It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.

My rules are quite fair.

I am the Amarr government.

That’s right.

Extra Bonus Aiko

That’s right!

My name is Aiko Danuja.

As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.

Miners are poors.

They always cry a lot.

They are bads.

They don’t deserve to mine.

For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.

Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!

Sources say, I’m the best.

Cheerzah brav!

Selling Kill Rights

Miners love kill rights.

I frequently have more than one available.

It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).

This really ruins my fun.

As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.

However, it’s a tough market.

Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?

There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.

I recently noticed a real opportunity.

Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!

Sources say they sent too many mails.

I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #355

I don’t read my mail.

It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.

People report stray Orcas…

Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.

I like to hear from long dead miners.

I wish I had time to read it all.

Miners sure have a lot to say!

Should I respond?

What will people come up with next?

I guess they’ve had an exciting year.

Hey, maybe if you write me….

…I might even respond!

That’s right.

\o