Peace in Highsec

Miners love to get revenge.

Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.

Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…

What a silly bear!

It’s a familiar story.

He doesn’t want to pay.

I tried to explain the merits of compliance.

It’s a pretty good deal!

However, this miner has ‘princibles’.

He would have cooperated, if only we asked…

Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.

The revenge was cancelled.

However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!

I guess he’s a fan?

I think some of these miners like me.

Another happy ending!

Maybe he will join us?

That’s right.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 61

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Alarm bells were going off across Highsec.

Mission Ready Mining (MRM) was in turmoil.

Fortunately, there was new leadership…

…but line members were caught in the administrative crossfire.

What was even happening?

Leadership required each member to pay a nominal fee.

That was reasonable enough.

However, there were a few complaints!

Regardless, the free skill injector program was a success.

Deputy Director Arby’s fellow directors were duly impressed.

Just then, Arby declared a new policy.

What would happen next?

I’m sure you can guess where this is going.

Your bonus Code is 55!

To be continued…

1800 Bad Names

Over the years, we have repeatedly encountered some of the more intriguing characters in EvE Online. We have thus met such engaging roleplay personalities as Sluthead Analrape Analdickhead, Hitlr Was Right, and the Burnt Jew. Since CCP recently asked me to compile a comprehensive list of such names, some of these may soon disappear, so let’s check them out before they are gone forever!

Sluthead Analrape Analdickhead

What a cutie!

Nathaniel ‘Nate’ Higger

She doesn’t look racist?

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD N

What a nice nguy!

KuKluxKitten Umangiar

Meow!

ButtePirate Holocaust

Watch out for this one!

AdolfStalin

Nice mustache, Herr comrade!

thatcreepydude pedophilia

EvE Online is one hell of a game.

Chimpface Holocaust

A lot of incel racists enjoy EvE Online.

George CantBreathe Floyd

Some of these names are a little offensive…

Kill Yourself SrslyDoItNow

EvE Online is no place for young children!

Freddo The Pedo

Seriously…

MexicanKiller AntiNigro

ICE does a lot of recruiting in Jita.

Fingerbottom Von Auschwitz

I just reported 1800 carebear neo-Nazis to CCP!

It needed to be done.

White Power GasTheJews

Get fucked!

Please GasTheKikes

Here’s the full list of 1800 inappropriate names.

Gay Nigers H1tler3000

What a game!


Krig’s Korner, Episode 26

Krig’s Korner, Episode 25

Let’s check it out!

Someone has to help those miners!

Krig Povelli (that’s me) is the best master baiter in the game.

So let’s see if I can get this guy to trust me…

I’ll just apply around and find out!

Wow, that was easy.

I hope he had fun.

What happened?

Will he let me stay in the corp?

#SAD

I guess I’ll need to find a new Orca.

To be continued…

Ganker of the Year

Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?

One name comes immediately to mind.

Can you guess who?

Let’s allow the miners to vote…

Once again, Aiko Danuja is the clear winner.

Congratulations are pouring in from across the galaxy.

Why do I deserve such high honours?

Oh, that’s easy to understand.

I’m literally the best (and I know it).

I’m just a natural born bot killer.

o7 capsuleers!

(meanwhile in local…)

Hazzik Speaks Up

I’m a plague on the galaxy.

Hazzik gets it.

He understands the deal.

Let’s hear him out.

That’s right.

He missed the New Year’s Sale?

I’m here to help.

A miner’s laugh is worth a thousand tears.

Don’t fly a pod you can’t afford to lose.

Hazzik was studying space biology (drugs).

Now he understands the game.

Welcome to EvE Online.

My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

It’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!