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Miners are bad at math.
Even Venture ganking is profitable.
We don’t have better things to do.
We are here to help.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Stay calm. o7
safety D A N C E
Pretty Penny
Oh hi.
Happy to help.
Some truths can’t be denied.
Nobody likes a miner.
Let’s just observe the facts.
They can’t pay to win.
They are poors…
…because they are bads.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #253
That’s right.
lol!
Wow thanks.
Miners are crazy.
JAJAJAJAJA DU BIST GROSSER PIRAT JA
They have a lot to say.
I hope they enjoy mining.
o7 capsuleers!
June 1 Day
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Godbue V3rbal
Hey there.
Another Highsec quitbaby.
That’s right.
Gudbui miner.
I’m glad his toion enjoyed the gagain.
Glory to the DPRH!
Be Careful
Hi!
Stay safe out there!
Gudbue!
Yria is Syria, Part 3
There is war in SYria.
Miners are learning why.
James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!
So we did an experiment.
Is bumping effective?
We wanted to know.
Is Silent Company a good alliance?
Our research indicates they are bads.
That is sad.
So we taught them a lesson.
Yes.
Jita Factory
Stay Safe!
It’s important to mine with Safety.
We are always ready.
Thanks for the free ss, bro.
That’s right!
Dakkonka
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
