Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Do you ever wonder why miners get ganked?
I host a channel in EvE Online.
That channel is: Why Was I Ganked?
It’s a popular place.
All the best gankers are there.
Are you wondering why?
Let the experts help you.
You were ganked.
Just wait until you find out why!
Ok ChatGPT, make me an image…
On Loop: Shoot the Miner
Occasionally, we read old mail.
The people stay in touch.
I don’t mind.
Many write from beyond the grave.
They haunt my friends.
The dead love to rattle their chains.
They often feel wronged.
Don’t mess with a gangster mommy.
Miners also mail my alts!
I should write that one back…
I’ve got unread mail to and from people that no longer exist.
I have correspondence with permabanned has-beens.
Those losers sure have a lot to cry about.
Oh well!
Every miner has something to say.
Some miners just spam.
Others beg for mercy.
I am so glad/sorry that happened to your Viper?
Don’t invade Highsec!
In EvE Online, trash talk has consequences.
F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.
I sold another mining permit.
My day just keeps getting better.
This is a popular biography template.
What do you enjoy in EvE Online?
Everybody has their dream.
Doesn’t that sound wonderful?
I guess I’m pretty special.
What a dame.
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
Listening to: Ozzy
Welcome to my real-life EvE Online fanclub.
It is nice (and increasingly lucrative).
Check this out.
I think I’m just getting started.
Ya know?
I know what losers cry about
I’m making my own decisions
They ain’t gonna bring me down
I just gonna stay high
I like playing this game
It looks nice from here
All my life I’ve been over the top
I know exactly what I’m doing
All I know is I ain’t gonna stop
All fired up, I’m gonna go till you drop
Why don’t fools listen to me?
Nothing I say is gonna set them free
Don’t need no racist gankbears bro
Too many religions for only one god
I don’t need another saviour
Don’t try to change my mind
You know I’m one of a kind
Ain’t gonna change me
I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I don’t wanna stop, I ain’t gonna stop
I ain’t gonna stop, I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I ain’t gonna
I met another crazy miner.
I just bask in the attention.
Bro, this blog be powered with ChatGPT.
Welcome to the real EvE Online.
Big Surprise!
Twas me.
Would I recommend EvE Online to a friend?
All my friends play EvE Online.
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Chat GPT gives us deeper insight into the mind of a miner.
The waters of Taohuatan are a thousand feet deep, but not so deep as my shamelessness, lasting unto 18 generations.
高安打人丧良心
Listening to: Some Miner Reading the CODE.
…and now we return to Highsec.
Recently, I met JALUTAK the miner.
I’ve decided to let ChatGPT illustrate our adventures.
Of course, I took him out.
He is in a better place now.
I’m basically his best friend.
In fact, I’m his only friend.
o7
When you pull over a miner…
…you never know what to expect.
Sometimes they admit it.
Then they keep talking.
Cool story bro.
Let’s meet another.
Hold on…
Like scribble at the bus stop?
We’ll get back to that…
What kind of bus stop?
Well, what about the rest of the story?
What happened next?
Super Perforator lost a dear friend that day.
Another happy ending.
o7 capsuleers.
Today we host a guest panel.
Miners are crazy people irl.
I know what they need.
A little discipline.
A little order.
A little justice.
That’s right.
Highsec is full of adventure.
A lot of people enjoy our content.
Even Snuffed needs to mine in High!
That’s right!
We love to help.
\o
Some miners don’t like Aiko.
Some miners do!
Suddenly, Aiko’s girlfriend intervened.
She’s a high moon lord.
Some miners didn’t like Georgia either.
They sure owe a lot of money.
A Machariel class warship was sent to enforce the law.
Those miners were escorted home.
Before long, the Yrian belts were empty.
Where were all the miners?
It was time to negotiate.
To be continued…
