Drama on Reddit

Miners love to post about me.

I guess I’m famous.

Wow, that sounds fascinating…

Thanks for the input, Carebear Federation!

ReeeeEEE!

Oh no!

Highsec salt is worthless and plentiful.

I have quite a few fans.

That’s right.

Year #5 – still going strong.

Hey, somebody noticed!

Haha, yup, they got me figured out.

Oh noooo!

Facts.

Another 2009 newplayer crybaby.

What does that even mean?

That’s right.

We discriminate against miners.

It’s like shooting terrorists in Call of Duty.

Well, that’s an interesting counterpoint…

Gankers are like Rushlock, but with PvP.

I actually have quite a few fans.

It’s like a comedy club in Highsec.

Apparently, the Redditeers began arguing.

I hope they calm down.

I do wish my mother paid more attention to me.

Sick burn, bro!

At least I’m the best player in the history of the game.

Feliz Navidad!

I guess it’s that time of year.

That’s right.

That’s also right.

Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.

What are your New Year’s resolutions?

I’m probably gonna have fun.

I even learned a cute new spell.

Cheerzahcadabbra!

Another happy miner.

I love to help.

xD

Where will he go next?

December Madness

Listening to: Goodbye Venture

Hey there Venture enthusiasts.

It’s been a lot of fun!

We now conclude the December Doubles.

Each Venture in December was worth two (2) points.

One individual really doubled up!

DECEMBER SCORE

Wow, that’s amazing.

Who was the fattest Venture?

Wtf.

=BONUS ROUND=

Stay tuned! Next month is SUDDEN DEATH January. This is the perfect time to make a New Year’s ganking resolution.

PS: Send CASTOLE a few billion isk. He’s earned it.

Yria is Syria, Part 2

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company had a lot to say.

So I sent bumpers after them.

Eons ago, James 315 was a bumper.

One bump can change the course of a fleet.

It took John E McCain, just four days to subdue Greater Ottawasa.

Local went empty.

On Day 5, Phoebe Beeblebrox tried to break the blockade.

Georgia B Dixie (aka John E Normus) was on the case.

The illegal miners were escorted away.

An empty belt is a compliant belt.

To maintain tranquility, Georgia would cloak after each bump.

Spooky!

To be continued…